Thursday, January 28, 2010

I'll have you know . . .

I am juuuuuuuuuust about fed up with this job. Do you think if I quit it will increase my chances of get KU?? It would be just my luck that I would tell my boss to shove it and then finally see 2 lines. The only thing keeping me here is the fact that we are waiting for Mr. Joe's promotion. That is the only reason I keep my big mouth shut. Just know that I don't care about your stupid annuity or why you think my company sucks. I ESPECIALLY DON'T CARE THAT YOU HAD A BABY AND NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK. THERE IS NO SYMPATHY HERE FOR YOU, LADY. Here are some other things to keep in mind:

-I am not heartless because the IRS won't let you take your money out.
-I cannot speak any louder without shouting, you should turn up your hearing aid.
-Please do not ask my name and then repeatedly call me by a man's name.
-I'm sorry the woman that sits in the cube behind me sounds like a bitch. I am being nice to you, so you should just ignore her like I do.
-I do not have the winning lottery numbers. I am forced to ask you if there is anything else I can assist you with. I don't really care if there is anything else you need.
UUUGGGGGHHHH. I hate my job today. My talents are wasting away here. Thanks for listening.

1 comment:

aimerss said...

your talents ARE being wasted!! but when you are on maternity leave with your precious baby joe, you will have 3 blissful months with out having to hear "thats what she said" or "can you help me turn off my pop up blocker" or "but its MYY money"