Because I NEED to share my life with the internets:

This came in to the movies the other day and I was using my super sneaky skills to take a picture with my phone because it's proof of the crazy people that I have to deal with at the movie theater:

That man is wearing cat ears and skinny jeans, and he was about 50 years old.

Tomorrow I have my appointment with an RE. I am super barfy over this!! Wish me luck.